My brain has done its best impression of a sieve lately,
which is perhaps my psyche’s way of punning on pensieve? So I’m really glad
that I made a bullet list of the things in the first 3 chapters of the reading. Here it is in all its minimalist glory:
- Percy’s letter – UGH so offensive. Pompous Percy the Prat.
- Hermione is mean to Luna. Boooo Hermione.
- Knitting!
MOVING ON. The twins in this section kick ass. When
everyone’s in the Hogs Head and that jerk is all, “Are you trying to weasel out
of showing us some stuff?” and Ron tells him off and then the Twins get all knuckle-cracking
Crabbe-and-Goyle-but-AWESOME?
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And then later, Ginny has a BOYFRIEND and Ron reacts
eeeeeeeexactly the way older brothers have been reacting since the dawn of
boyfriends. And even though we hate Cho the Interloper because Harry is clearly Ginny’s, I like
that he doesn’t suddenly look at her now that she’s unavailable. Way to not fall
into that shitty romance trap, JK!
More bullet points:
- The slide to the girls’ dormitory is one of my favorite details about Hogwarts.
- Neville charging Malfoy in front of Potions is ROUGH. Malfoy is at his most vile in this book, and I don’t care that his family has a good structure or whatever – he was not raised to be a decent human being and I loathe him. Later I will pity him, but for now? LOATHE.
- Sirius passing that message from Molly to Ron – something about it makes me laugh
- Fred and George’s boils. Bwahahahah!
- Hermione talks about being nearly put in Ravenclaw for cleverness – I suspect that if that had been the case, she would have become COMPLETELY INSUFFERABLE.
Ok, these last things aren’t bullet points because I’m bored
with those now. How about some nice dashes instead? Good.
- Hermione kisses Ron on the cheek
before what is HANDS DOWN The best Quidditch match of the series. Oohhhhhh
those Slytherins make my blood boil. Why didn’t some RESPONSIBLE ADULT just silencio their whole section? I kept
waiting and waiting for it but no!
- Poor, poor Trelawney. She's an old bat and (mostly) a fraud, but she didn't deserve to be taken down in front of her students like that. No teacher does; that is not how adults behave.
- MacGonagall and Umbridge’s
nearly-silent showdown scenes are just purely fantastic. Every time Umbridge
hem-hem’s, I want to light her on FIRE.
- Hermione again: planning Hagrid’s
lessons! She would be the best EA... until she took over your company.
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Kayleigh_M 92p · 631 weeks ago
The slide! I love that the founding members had no faith in teenage boys! And the way the girls all slide down it with such style is wayyyy cool.
I hate Malfoy in this book. I know by the end of the series everyone wants to coddle him and cry about him not being that bad blah blah parents, but he is horrible. He is a nasty human being with no thought of how other people feel. The things he says to the Weasley's and Harry on the Quidditch pitch? I would have annihilated him.
jennysbooks 89p · 631 weeks ago
Tikabelle 87p · 631 weeks ago
Life is so much richer than high school and teenaged hormones led us to believe.
What Red Read 121p · 631 weeks ago
I forgot to talk about Neville going for Malfoy which is the best. I could have cared less when Harry and George went for him after the Quidditch match, but I was cheering for Neville. Even if he would have gotten his ass handed to him. Poor (super hot eventually) guy.
Tikabelle 87p · 631 weeks ago
I cheered for Fred, George, and Harry also - Malfoy really IS a little ferret and he deserved it.
Kayleigh V · 631 weeks ago
I love the twins. People were saying earlier that they're horrible bullies, but I haven't really seen that yet. Did I miss it?
The slide! Hogwarts is the best. I want to go to there.
Tikabelle 87p · 631 weeks ago
Here's what I told myself while I was learning: knitting and spinning were, for hundreds and thousands of years (respectively), child labor. So if a little medieval child can do it, SO CAN I! *takes off hat*
Oh the twins. Have you read the Outlander series? There's a girl in there who has a polyamorous relationship with a set of twins. That would be me and Frorge, if I could manage it.
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Laura · 631 weeks ago
Anyway! I don't hate Cho! I think mainly because I was so dense when I was reading these books that I didn't realise that Harry was sposed to like Ginny. Having said that, Cho IS kind of annoying me in OotP, but only because she's acting like a complete GIRL.
And OMG Hermione would be SO insufferable in Ravenclaw. That would have been GROSS. *shudders*
Tikabelle 87p · 631 weeks ago
I don't hate Cho either - I actually feel kind of bad for her. I do love when Hermione lays down all the things she (Cho) must be feeling for Harry and Ron. Their incredulity is so.... male.
And YES, right? That Sorting Hat knows what's up.
Rayna · 631 weeks ago
I forgot to mention the bit about Ron freaking out about Michael Corner -- it's so excellent. Ginny is pretty cool, and I love that she doesn't care about Harry anymore (although I would prefer if it stayed that way... I am not here for these convenient high-school-sweetheart-true-love scenarios).
Rayna · 631 weeks ago
My mom just retired and is a huge knitter and I've been trying to convince her that we should start a mother/daughter account for our knitting escapades.
Rayna · 631 weeks ago
so close.
Tikabelle 87p · 631 weeks ago
My mom and I knit together too, and whenever we do it in public people always ask, and she takes great pride in informing them that "no, in fact, my daughter taught me!" It's cute.
readingrambo 112p · 631 weeks ago
Dude, you are the queen of awesomely amazing knitting. I am in awe of you and your skillz.
ALL THE LIGHTING ON FIRE FOR UMBRIDGE
Tikabelle 87p · 631 weeks ago
Now I have to go watch Holy Grail.
Meg · 631 weeks ago
I used to really not like Fred and George, and I have NO idea what happened to change my mind except that they're fan-freaking-tastic. I want them to be MY slightly delinquent older brothers. Bill, on the other hand? It's probably best if we're not related in this scenario.
Tikabelle 87p · 631 weeks ago
Maybe he has a wonky eye?
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