08 March 2013

Harry Potter HFriday - Part the It's Still Friday!



It's Hfriday! HURRAH! It has been A. Week. and then today was A. Day. on top of that. In honor of International Women's Day, I have a Lady Confession for you all, which is that I occasionally feel superior because I do not have Monthly Lady Problems, and while I try to offset my internal chortling over how free I am of Girl Troubles by preaching the Magic of the IUD, it's definitely an unattractive quality. Scientists will tell you that it's never been proven that women who hang around each other sync up, but women will tell you that particular group of scientists are bollocks. I can tell when someone is on the rag after hanging out with them for 15 minutes, because my uterus is all, "what's SHE doing over there? That looks like FUN!" and I am all, "THAT IS NOT WHY WE DO KEGELS, self!"

Basically what I'm saying is that I count it as a personal victory that I only cried twice at work today.

And then I came home and did what any reasonably sane person would do: poured a bowl of comfort olives, a giant glass of wine, knocked back a bunch of ibuprofen, and sat down to write about the last totally happy chunk of Harry Potter.

I had forgotten how much I love this section of GoF. How genius is the title of Chapter 21? JK's description of how helpless boys must feel about girls traveling everywhere in groups is so wonderful; she captures the bewilderment they must feel when they first realize that girls are... Girls. I've always been a little bummed about Hermione's debut at the Yule Ball - because make no mistake, that is what was going on there (especially for Ron)



because Emma Watson has always been an obviously pretty girl even under her "bushy hair" form the first movie, and in the book, Hermione looks so different from her usual self that Harry doesn't even recognize her. And then afterward, she goes back to her usual routine, because she doesn't care enough about her looks - even after she's validated by all the Slytherins - to work so hard at it. We could all stand to take a leaf out of Hermione's book once in awhile, I think. *looks sideways at her morning routine*

Plus, how great is it when she tells Ron off afterward?



GoF is where JK's ability to write adolescents really shines. They're funny and gross and ridiculous and weird and still don't quite know what's funny and what's offensive, they yell at adults (so much yelling at adults!) and throw fits and don't know why they're doing half of what they're doing, and JK captures it all in a few well-written chapters that might as well have been titled, "Remember What it was Like to be Like This?"

You'll have to forgive me - the ibuprofen is making me sentimental. Let's take a turn for the What Bothered Me:

I know the Bandwagon of Dobby Loathing is pretty well populated. But dudes, he knitted Harry socks with broomsticks and snitches on! Do you know how difficult that is? I am a Reasonably Accomplished Knitter (and even More Accomplished Yarn Buyer); I have made shawls that stretch to SIX FEET square (that's almost 2 meters, Laura) out of what is essentially thread. I make garments that can be worn multiple times without falling to pieces. And yet Dobby the House Elf can knit a pair of intarsia socks - a technique that scares me silly - and Harry has the GALL to say that his other presents are more satisfactory! And then RON, whose mother knits all of his siblings a sweater EVERY YEAR, just gives it away.



What the fuck. Knitting is not hard, but it takes a long-ass time! There is genuine love in every stitch of those garments, and you're just throwing them away! BE GRATEFUL, you little pricks.

Wine makes me shouty.

Ok, moving on. The moment when Percy runs into the lake, robes and all, looking "younger than usual," is so sweet. You're not often a Good Brother, Percy, but it makes me happy when you are.

Seriously, Sirius? Snuffles is the best you could come up with? Wandering around talking about SNUFFLES as if he were a PERSON whose parents chose THAT NAME certainly isn't going to raise some eyebrows. Why didn't you just have them refer to you as "Lee"?



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kayleigh m · 634 weeks ago

I love homey knitted jumpers and the only thing that stops me raging at Ron and co for their lack of appreciation is that Mrs Weasley probably has magic needles which knit while she does something else. Don't try and tell me otherwise, it'll just make me rage!

GoF really is adolescent gold and further proof that JK is actually some kind of all knowing witch.
Haaa, Cinderella gif. I think I remember Harry seeing a pair of bewitched knitting needles working away while Mrs. Weasley was cooking breakfast or something during one of The Burrow chapters. Also, LOOK AT ALL THAT STUFF YOU KNIT! That is awesome. I would like to know how to do that.
1 reply · active 634 weeks ago
Okay well if she's bewitched the needles then maybe it's not such a big gift, BUT STILL. Knitting should be appreciated! It takes time and effort! AGH. And thanks! I haven't picked anything up in awhile - my 2012 photo set is pitifully small in comparison - but I've been eyeing both my yarn and my spinning wheel with something that might grow up to be interest soon. Maybe.

Knitting isn't nearly as hard as it looks! You just have to get past the muscle memory stage and it's pretty smooth sailing after that. :D
OMFG I CAN'T EVEN COMMENT ON ANYTHING ELSE B/C THAT CINDERELLA-FORESHADOWING GIF.

In the parlance of the internet, mind equals blown.
1 reply · active 634 weeks ago
RIGHT? I have been sitting on that GIF forever. The first time I saw it, I was speechless for a full 30 seconds.CLEVER YOU, DISNEY.
Wait...the IUD prevents you from having... WHY did I not know this?! Also, I'm a little concerned about your wine and ibuprofen recovery process... the social worker in me is anxious.

On a cheerier note... you're so right about Snuffles? How does that make sense to them AT ALL. They may as well just call Sirius, "insert code name here" for all the secrecy they employ. Also, loving the Cinderella gifs. Random but fantastic.
1 reply · active 634 weeks ago
Aww, that's so sweet of you. But for perspective, it took me an entire week to finish a bottle of wine, so you don't need to be worried. <3

And YES one of the regular side-effects of an IUD is no - or very few - visits from everyone's least-favorite aunt. Plus, no daily pills, it lasts for 5 years, and it's free from Planned Parenthood. It's pretty much the best thing ever.
Hermione was validated by all the Slytherins? Have you been reading naughty FanFiction again? *snort* And THAT CINDERELLA GIF. Dude, my mind is blown. BLOWN. Also, I need to watch Cinderella because it's been too long and you can't beat a bunch of talking mice that make awesome dresses.

OKAY my inner 13 year-old is sated for another day. CARRY ON! :)
1 reply · active 633 weeks ago
Haaaaa I do not do fan fiction. No particular reason; it's just never been something I've gotten into. But y'know when she walks in and all the Slytherins - including Pansy Parkinson - have to pick their jaws up off the floor? Don't tell me a 15-year-old girl (they're 15 now right? Book 4?) wouldn't notice that! Ahhh, high school.

I'm SO GLAD that Cindy GIF was effective. I can stare at it for hours. Or at least minutes.
I'm sorry I didn't get to this sooner and man this intro paragraph makes me laugh and also makes me want to give you cookies or something. (Cookies are a thousand times better than olives which are ew.)

I like your knitting outrage. But seriously Ron, how could you just give that sweater away. And what are you going to do when your mom asks you to wear it??

Why did Sirius go with Snuffles?
1 reply · active 633 weeks ago
Awww, thanks! I had cookies of the Girl Scout variety at work on Friday, which is a whole 'nother thing, as it would seem that the local Girl Scouts ONLY sell cookies on the weekends. WTF? LAZY! (Actually they're probably all too busy and can only do GS stuff on the weekends. Kids around here have some crazy-ass schedules. But still.)

Olives are GREAT. A jar of castelvetranos in a slightly spicy brine is my faaaavorite. There's this one place in Illinois that has The. Best. Olives; my friend Meghan sends them to me and the people at the restaurant think we're crazy, but they are that good.

Knitting outrage is just a part of a knitter's life. My brother lost TWO PAIRS of socks I knitted for him, so he lost his privileges. Then he moved to Rhode Island where it is COLD, so he's definitely regretting it now!

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