01 August 2012

Fire it Up: The Moonstone Read-a-long



Once there was an author with a forehead of truly prodigious proportions.

Wilkie Collins 1824-1889
In true Victorian style, his forehead - that phrenological seat of all that is intellectual - foretold (HEH) his fate and he became not only a writer, but BFFs with that paragon of 19th century British literature, Charles Dickens. I've mentioned before elsewhere that Boz and Wilkie were best buds (I approve of alliteration), so I won't go into that here.

So. The Moonstone. I know next-to-nothing about this book except that it was written after The Woman in White, which I enjoyed immensely, that it's widely considered the first detective novel and some people consider it the best detective novel, to which I say, does The Moonstone have THIS?

I thought not.
However, as Alice was kind enough to mention, it does have a reference to the Siege of Seringapatam, which is a thing no one in these modern times of ours has ever heard of, but they should because it involved the hilariously-named Kingdom of Mysore. The potential puns are plentiful!

If you'd like to join this read-a-long, you can find information and a linkie here! Hop to it, lieblings! Collins and his forehead await to show the Kids These Days how shit is WROTE.

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Forehead puns! More of those. Let us hope The Moonstone lives up to The Woman in White! (It's gotta. Of course, GIFs will help.)
DID YOU LINK THIS TO TODAY'S POST? I THINK NOT. (this is why I am late to all these postings — linkage must happen weekly!)

Also that Sherlock gif is deeeelightful. ALSO I'm like 30 pages in and this book is so. good. Wilkie, I love you all over again.
1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
Oohhhhh... is THAT how it works? I honestly had no idea and did it WRONG the whole last read-a-long! Shameful.
I don't think I'll ever get sick of seeing / making fun of that gigantic forehead :)
1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
There's no reason not to. It would take an IMPOSSIBLY LARGE amount of forethought every time Wilkie came up in conversation.
Yes, the Kingdom of Mysore! Hilarious! And the Sherlock gif. This is going to be so great...
1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
I know it's the lowest common denominator, but I feel like adding "Ass" every time I think of the Kingdom of Mysore.
Hahahaha I enjoyed your post so much! I had to pause and stare at the sherlock gif because Benedict Cumberbatch is such a tease with that scarf. Silly man! and hooray, alliterations - I particularly enjoyed "prodigious proportions" :)
2 replies · active 663 weeks ago
Isn't he loooovely? I guess he's a natural redhead, but those black curls and blue eyes just slay me. Plus I can't resist a brilliant man who would treat me like sh*t, but that's another story...
hahaha a toast to all masochists for good looking, brilliant jerks :P
I didn't know that The Moonstone was considered the FIRST detective novel... Hm, that does funny things to my already-high expectations. I'm now imagining Marian from The Woman in White as the detective, snooping around on balconies in a trenchcoat and fedora.
1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
Right? I'm only on ch. 5 right now, but I do feel like a detective novel requires... well... a detective. And so far, I have seen none. Although the current narrator makes me HOOT with laughter, so that's something!
I'm just a few chapters in, and there is SO much intrigue and detectiving already. But no dashing Sherlocks seductively removing their scarves...you ARE right about that.
1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
Intrigue! Detectiving (which is different from detecting, obvs.)! Also, no real moonstones, which is HILARIOUS to me.
Shaking my head, I think you ladies are hilarious but also a bit naughty :-)

Look forward to discussions with everyone. This is my first time reading Wilkie.
1 reply · active 663 weeks ago
Your assessment is 100% correct, and I hope you'll enjoy us!

And you are in for a treat of prodigious proportions. Wilkie should, by rights, be more famous than Dickens, IMO.
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