My experience with reading Gone Girl was long and sporadic. I got the book from my library's 7-Day Checkout shelf back in July, then returned it unread because I didn't want to read anything disturbing. I put my name in the hold queue (#65 of 65) and forgot about it. Then in December it showed up again on the 7-Day shelf, but I had to stop reading 90 pages before the end because I have a very wibbly relationship with time. And then 2 days ago, my turn in the queue came up and I got to finish the book, so yay serendipity?
Megs has read this, and so has Alice. I think mostly everyone has? But for those of you who have not, I am declaring this post AND the comments a Safe Zone for Spoilers, because I want to talk about the rampant Whiskey Tango Foxtrot that happened in this book and no one else has been able to do it.
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All right, People Who Are Left. What a roller coaster ride that was. I
think I might have whiplash.
First, we sympathize with Amy because she’s smart
and trying so hard, isn’t she? How sad it is that her relationship is so
different from how it seemed. And then BAM! Somewhere around page 140 we find
out she’s the elected president of the Democratic Republic of Liarland and we start to
sympathize more with Nick, who after all isn’t really thaaaaat bad. And then Desi
comes along and we’re like, holy shitballs, that guy has a Bates complex and
his Mommy Dearest is a little overbearing, isnt’t she? But he’s not sooooo bad
– just a minor character who’s a little obsessed, and who hasn’t been a little
obsessed with someone, y’know? Remember when she threw herself down the stairs?
And then Amy gets robbed and we’re like, YES! You deserved
that, you whorecrux! And then… wow Desi ends up being cah-razy. Like, Daniel
Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood crazy, drinking milkshakes out of other
people’s yards and such, and we think, maybe Amy’s not so awful that she
deserves THIS.
And meantime, Nick is planning to kill her when she comes
back and we still kind of think she deserves it a little, but she shows up and then
we think she pretty much DEFINITELY deserves it, that crazy bitch. And then
we’re not sure who is awfuler, but maybe Nick will get out of there and Amy
will go to jail because she murdered
someone in cold blood and faked rape
wounds now we have to feel sorry for that crazy, horrible mother about her
crazy, horrible son, which is distinctly
uncomfortable.
BUT she does not go to jail because Nick decides to stop pursuing
this line of thought because – oh my sweet nutbar Aunt Matchi, you guys, the
Crazy Train stops twice a day in this town – Amy is preggers despite them not
having sex for eeeehver. She is a psychopath whom I have to admire a little –
that bitch thinks of everything.
And in the end, I was strangely satisfied that they ended up
together because that amount of sociopathy should NOT be loose upon the world
at large.
8 out of 11 Romantic Treasure Hunts
readingrambo 112p · 649 weeks ago
All the points for this.
I'm really, really happy they ended up together. Like...a lot. Because when she was home and Nick was like "IMMA KILL HER" I was like "Noooo you're both so messed up and your relationship is so interestiiiiiing." They just couldn't be with anyone else. And at least now they kind of respect each other and their insanity.
I demand a sequel where we see how their kid is raised.
Tikabelle 87p · 649 weeks ago
YES. How to Raise a Sociopath by Gillian Flynn.
Kayleigh V · 649 weeks ago
Laura · 649 weeks ago
I kind of already knew that I wasn't supposed to like Amy, which RUINED the entire first bit of the novel for me, BUT I still kind of hated Nick regardless? Like, a lot. Not that I liked Amy, but Nick? What a DOUCHE.
stacybuckeye 71p · 648 weeks ago
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